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Source: ABC13

Houston Grandma Shoots Masturbating Bicyclist As He Tries To Break Into Her Home 😮

By Alex Maxx

No, you didn't read that headline wrong.

Grandma Jean, a 69-year-old from Houston, Texas, shot a man who was masturbating—while riding his bicycle. She spotted him coming down the street as she was taking out the trash, and told him to stop, and leave. Police reported that this resulted in an argument, and the multitasking man came up onto her driveway and continued to...pleasure himself.

Mrs. Jean had some advice for anyone who wants to bring that drama to her doorstep:

They better stay away.

Jean recalled the incident:

Some guy pulled off his pants and pulled his pants open, playing with his thing, and he ran up and I told him to get away from my door, or I will shoot him.

He continued to come closer and closer, and grabbed for the front door. Jean grabbed a pistol and opened fire, aiming through the front door, and shot the 38-year-old man in the chest.

He kept coming and reached for my door after it was locked, so I shot through the door.

The man tried getting back onto his bicycle, but collapsed before being taken to the nearest hospital. He had surgery and is expected to survive and recover from the wound.