Starbucks has been asking for people's names for drinks since it was founded in back in Seattle in the year 1971. And since 1971, it has been spelling people's names incorrectly.
Some things never change!
Today, Starbucks is the largest coffeehouse company in the entire world, with a total 27,339 stores in January of 2018.
It's a safe bet to assume that they're likely butchering people's names in all 27,339 locations:
It doesn't matter how common, how short, or how easy your name is; Starbucks will find a way to misspell it.
But honestly, nothing beats the time they mistook Helen Hunt for Jodie Foster...and still spelled "Jodie" wrong:
What has your hilarious name misspelling been?
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