Westside Christian Church in Roseburg, Oregon, changed the sign in front of its parish after some of its faithful believed the sign outside may have hinted at oral sex.
Take a look for yourself and see if you agree.
The sign said:
"Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit."
Senior Pastor Rick McMichael said that a group of volunteers came up with the inadvertently sexual message.
McMichael said to Oregon Live:
"Well, you have saliva, and a lot of times when you get annoyed, you spit at people."
"You should just swallow it and get over it."
For the record, the church had no opinion on whether or not spitters were quitters.
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