It's a fact of life that children hide things from their parents. And parents sometimes strike back at their kids' craftiness, which means the kids need to up the ante to keep getting away with the things they want to.
Enter journalist Peter Hartlaub.
Hartlaub's son, it turns out, is kind of a sugar smuggling savant.
People were impressed.
Others shared their own personal and parenting war stories.
But mostly, people made Shawshank Redemption references.
But there was still one nagging question about this whole story.
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