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People Are Petitioning To Drink The Liquid From That Egyptian Sarcophagus—And Please, Oh God, No 🤢

By Vanessa Nix Anthony

Red Bull better watch out — there's a new drink on the market that's so in demand peeps are petitioning to guzzle its tasty greatness. 

A Change.org user, Innes Mck, is responsible for the petition, which is a plea to drink the thick, soupy fluid found in the recently unearthed Egyptian sarcophagus. Yes, you read that correctly and yes, people are insane. 

The petition states:

We need to drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus in the form of some sort of carbonated energy drink so we can assume its powers and finally die.

As of Monday morning, the petition had gathered a whopping 17,500 supporters, despite the fact that the mucky, reddish sludge is reportedly sewage water, which, according to the Egyptian Ministry of Antiquities, explains why the mummies had been reduced to skeletons.

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