In today's political climate it seems folks have become tired of all the lies. In fact, the growing impatience with people, policies, and products claiming to be something they are not reached a new zenith last week on Twitter with accusations now reaching the vegetative realm.
Imani Gandy, a women's rights activist, journalist, and senior legal analyst for ReWire.News, got the ball rolling:
And she had the receipts:
Twitter backed her up, nominating veggies of their own. The competition was fierce and hilarious:
Some people called out vegetables trying to masquerade as something else:
Mostly, people took issue with vegetables' disingenuous marketing tactics:
What started as a complaint about spinach took a nasty turn with another, more trendy green. Things got real, fast:
And as we often do when we hit the realm of haute hipster foods, we ended up in a Portlandia sketch:
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