Comedian Keaton Patti, whose writing has appeared in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, and The Onion, among other publications, imagined what it would be like to let a bot write a horror movie. But not just any bot! No, Patti subjected his hypothetical bot to more hours of bad horror movies than any bot should have to watch. Ever.
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the Saw movies and then asked it to write a Saw movie of its own. Here is the first page.