It's been a while since we reported on the activities of Florida Man, everyone's favorite imaginary headline anti-hero (he's like our Deadpool, honestly) and WOW has he been busy. He's been so busy he decided to unwind with a few drinks and go get some Taco Bell this past weekend. We can all relate. Sometimes, you just need a beer and a burrito, or a shot and some soft tacos, a cocktail and a crunch-wrap, ya know?
The problem is that Florida Man is terrible at moderation and maybe pre-gamed his burrito a little hard, if this headline is to be believed. Evidently he got drunk and drove to "Taco Bell" then passed out in the line at the drive-thru window. When the manager knocked on it to wake him up, he went ahead and ordered his burrito. Except he wasn't at Taco Bell, he had driven to a bank mistaking it for the chain Mexican restaurant. Oops.
Twitter... well... wasn't at all surprised that this headline is Florida Man's doing.
In some small way, they were honestly kind of impressed.
Nothing could have prepared us for the complete accuracy of this GIF. This is literally all of our faces as we read this story.
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