What if we named our children after the real reasons we had them? This is the question Twitter decided to explore this past Wednesday.
Author Bunmi Laditan started the ball rolling without holding back:
That's tough to top, but Twitter was up to the challenge:
These parents showed NO mercy:
In this fantasy world, would children be humbler?
Some of these kids have their own Twitter and are getting a peak at their family history:
Prospective parents shouldn't believe everything they hear:
Lots of children would probably be named E.L. James.
Fortunately, this isn't the real world. There are some things children are better off not knowing.
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