If Jersey Shore taught us anything, it's that the three most important parts of life are Gym, Tan, and Laundry. But be careful not to mix Gym and Tan together: Twitter user @Evemallonxx left on her self tanner at the gym, and, well...look what happened:
Thankfully, the internet came to Eve's rescue and assured her: you are not alone. No one is alone.
Adidas even took notice of Eve's faux pas.
Still, this is pretty tame for a self-tanner scare.
Self-tanner can cause streaky tan lines or smears all over your body. At worst, it can cause breakouts:
Or you could look like this unfortunate man:
And we know nobody wants that.
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