A woman on Reddit broke up with her boyfriend and woke up to find he'd stolen her toilet—truly one for the annals of bad breakup stories.
The Redditor, u/shelblikadoo, posted a pic of the space where the toilet used to be and captioned it:
I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet.
The toilet had, apparently, been a sore spot over the course of the relationship, with her plumber boyfriend fixing it only to lord it over her for months afterward.
According to Mashable, the first thing he said to her after the breakup was:
I'm taking the f*&king toilet.
Here's the pic she posted: