Get ready to be done with the internet for the day.
A Facebook marketplace post from a seller in Louisiana is claiming to make and sell teddy bears...wrapped in chicken skin.
For only $35 ($25 if you supply your own chicken) you can bring one of these unholy abominations home, though who knows why you would want to.
You might have already caught the voodoo monstrosity making the rounds on social media and toyed with the idea of harming the person who shared it with you. We don't blame you.
The good news is the bear probably isn't for sale. The bad news is it still exists, somewhere, and it's probably watching you right now.