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‘Right In Front Of My Salad’ Is The Internet’s Newest Meme

By Chet Dawson

If you just can't believe someone's behavior, may we recommend the latest expression of disbelief sweeping the nation: "Right in front of my salad!?"

Let's set the scene -- a young woman enjoys a salad on a kitchen countertop near a pair of aproned friends. The salad in question lies between her and the two kindly men, and a few bites into her healthsome treat, she notices that their powers of conversation are somewhat diminished and oddly restrained. 

She, quite reasonably, investigates as to the nature of their distraction, only to find that the two young men are rather boldly enjoying a rather indiscreet sex romp with one another right there...in front of her salad.