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Insane White House Press Briefing Transcript Written By 'Bot' Is Honestly Far Too Believable

By John Sundholm

The White House press briefing: a moment taken each day to exercise one of our most cherished freedoms and a central tenet of democr—  

Just kidding! American politics is a nightmare and the daily press briefing is the moment we awaken to find we cannot get enough air to scream. But hyperbole aside, don’t you kind of relate?

If you answered yes, it will come as no surprise that when comedian Keaton Patti tasked a bot with writing a press briefing, the bot came up with this bizarre—but extremely relatable—script: