In this day and age, for a ton of people it's outrageously unaffordable to live on your own. The bills overflow faster than the booze we choose to drown our sorrows in. So the only alternative next to living with mom and dad is having a roommate, or six. And if you're in college a roomie is just a given.
These sort of living situations whether you're in school or re-enacting 'The Golden Girls' can often lead to some bizarre and hilarious stories. So recently Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon asked viewers to share their tales of roommate hilarity or hysteria and connect it to the hashtag... #MyWeirdRoommate.
The response was incredible in soooo many ways. There are some characters out there. And after I finished reading I cried tears of joy for my roommate! You will too. Let the floodgates open. #MyWeirdRoommate
1- Meow to you. No... meow to you.
2- Ole McDonald had a farm...
in college all of a sudden there was a thunderous knocking across the hall; 4 campus police were at the door, screaming WE KNOW ABOUT THE CHICKENS!! Our neighbors opened the door and four chickens— IN CHICKEN DIAPERS— scurried out.— Lauren Bird Horowitz (@birdaileen) April 4, 2018
Now THOSE were weird roomies! #MyWeirdRoommate
3- Thoughtful but strange.
4- Don't doubt yourself dude.
My first flatmate in London was from #Norway, he was terrified of butterflies and spiders, I asked how he could be scared of spiders and he replied with all sincerity ‘Spiders can make you Spider-Man and I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility right now’ #MyWeirdRoommate— Miles Meadows (@milesmeadows) April 5, 2018
5- This one is still a keeper.
Having a female roommate is tough. My current one leaves clumps of hair all over the house and just last week she shit on the floor. Every time I try to talk to her about her weird habits she looks at me with these big brown eyes...#MyWeirdRoommate pic.twitter.com/6nPwfduibT— Danielle DeTeresa (@ddeteresa13) April 4, 2018
6- The power of Christ compels you!
7- Somethings you can just never unsee.
8- And how does it feel?
9- The stalker watches the murderer. There's a Dateline episode.
10- Oh now THAT is war!
11- Paging Nurse Ratchet!
college roommate walks in: "do you know where I can get some lab coats" me: "umm, no" Roommate: "they put my girlfriend in a mental institution and i'm going to sneak in and break her out" Then proceeds to walk out the door with no further explanation. #MyWeirdRoommate— Charles (@cnitschstl) April 4, 2018
12- Ok, now that is a serious 'Single White Female' situation.
When I went to Governor’s School for the Arts, my roommate was a visual artist that made me leave every time she changed and took three-hour showers. Her final art project was a portfolio full of images made from my hair she had collected from our dorm floor. #MyWeirdRoommate— Christina Ray (@chris_rose_2018) April 4, 2018
13- Emily Post would be proud.
14- Some fetishes are just not worth trying.
15- There is therapy territory.
16- Sorry, four is a crowd.
17- Now there is filthy talk for the litter box.
18- Thief! Keep your paws off my drawers.
19- Well at least you didn't drown.
Freshman year at college - woke up in the middle of the night with my back and sheets drenched…turn to see my roommate, eye’s closed, zipping his pants up. He had no recollection in the AM of peeing all over me. I went on to live with him for 7 more years #MyWeirdRoommate— Sam Nota (@atonleumas) April 4, 2018
20- A multi-tasking never nude!
21- Buy her a gallon of Drano... maybe she'll take the hint.
22- Honesty is the best policy.
23- Fatal Attraction 2....
24- How does he clean his birthday suit?
25- Don't Set Fire to the Rain....
26- What died in that fridge? Expiration dates are imperative.
Makes you want to overlook those small things that peeved you earlier. No? Let's all live alone. It's the sanest way.
H/T : BoredPanda