We all do it. You know it's true. There's no shame in it. But when we're not vigilant it can lead us into some embarrassing moments. We are of course discussing the consumption of porn.
Watching pornography should be an 'intimate' activity. Something we indulge in with ourselves or a paramour. However, thanks to advancements in technology, in particular the birth of the bluetooth, our daily video library can become a public spectacle. In this day and age you can't be lazy with your settings, we fidget with them too much to not pay attention. And if you think butt dialing the person you're trash talking is embarrassing, oh, just wait.
1- Always, ALWAYS doublecheck the Bluetooth connection! And for certain things... try to be home alone.
the one time I tried watching porn I forgot I had my bluetooth connected to the speakers in my parents room.— k (@tylerjsoeph) September 1, 2015
2- See, this is a problem that plagues us all apparently.
3- Technology was suppose to make our lives easier. Not so much.
4- But mom you always used to always want to watch movies together.
The most embarrassing thing just happened. I completely forgot that the last time I connected my phone to Bluetooth was in my moms car (haven’t turned it off) as I’m scrolling on twitter I click a porn video and I can’t hear. My moms calls me and says “wtf was that you nasty!” 😭— Corrina♡ (@Vidarrina) February 15, 2018
5- Oh dad. I can never unknow this about you!
I was in the car with my dad and he had his phone connected to the Bluetooth. he picked a song but instead of his music playing .. the porn video he was watching played instead .. so the whole car ride “Double Hole penetration” was stuck as the title of every song LMFAOOOOOOOOOO— ㅤً (@cravesha) January 8, 2018
6- Let's hope grandma's hearing aid is off.
Was watching porn on my phone and the Bluetooth connected to my grandmothers car 🤦🏾♂️ I know she heard the moans— justine (@dltopmd) February 1, 2018
7- I'm not paying extra for that!
8- Not the worst way to bring in more customer traffic.
ever been connected to your bluetooth speaker at work and accidentally open up tumblr and there’s porn on there so it blasts across the store?? no?? me either— deandre (@DRICHIIE) March 7, 2018
9- Just pick a song! ANY SONG!
I hate when I forgot to close the porn tab on my phone and then I get in the car and it automatically hooks up to the Bluetooth and all the moans and body slapping just plays for like 5 seconds til I find a song. 🤦🏾♀️— Hailo✨ (@haileyruuns) March 4, 2018
10- Sitting in traffic is awful. Might as well make it spicy.
That awkward moment when your car Bluetooth, in the middle of traffic, decides to start playing the audio to the porn you were watching. My windows were down— alexa rae (@lexchavarry) January 25, 2018
11- Why waste time? Best to get straight to the finale!
So last week I was laying in bed watching porn on my phone and my roommate went to take a shower and turned on the Bluetooth speaker which connected to my phone right at the climax of this video, people screaming “I’m coming” at top volume and I hear him go “ope ope oh no oh no”— miss chanandler bong (@JakeNbakeX) January 15, 2018
12- I can hardly wait for the Thanksgiving gathering.
LMAO I was just at a family reunion and my lil cousin started watching porn in his room and he was connected to the Bluetooth speaker 🔊💀— 🦇 新 ドラゴン 🕊 (@bigbertooo) October 22, 2017
13- Video in the shower? It's cleaner but dangerous.
14- Better your little brother hear from you and not the streets.
One time I was watching porn but I forgot my little brother had some cheap Bluetooth headphones I got at tjmax and I was like why no sound coming from my iPad then I hear my brother knocking on the door like wtf lmaoo 😭😂— Omar Garcia (@OmarGGG313) February 21, 2018
15- Always close the window. Just save it to your Bookmarks.
16- Well there is a Ho-Ho-Ho for you!
i just connected to my moms bluetooth in her car to listen to christmas music and porn started playing so that’s how my mornings going— kor (@koriyaaa) December 21, 2017
17- As long as they keep their eyes on the road and at least one hand on the wheel... you do you friend!
Now everybody.... GO CHECK YOUR BLUETOOTH!!
H/T : BuzzFeed