Don't play with your stylist. I know we all think of them as our back up therapists but, they're not. And we need to treat them more like friends. Be respectful and full of cheer or.... just like your waiters and friends they will cut you behind your back. And you'll probably deserve it. Examples of a stylist's life as follows....
Don't look at me from the eyes down!
Aren't I naturally beautiful? You know it!
Girl! You not trying to hide that weave are you?
Buckle up! It's going to be a bumpy rinse.
You think you got this? Go ahead. LOLOLOL
Hold my hand. Tell your truth!
Chile please. Listen to that inner voice.
Omissions are still a LIE! Omissions cost you!
Who are you lying to? I'm not blind.
Oh Jesus. Help me.
I can't! Not today Satan!
That should be a fat free latte... you need it. Mhmmmm.
Did they see me?! God no please!
When did you buy a watch?
You dirty, filthy B!
Are your fingers broken? You ain't got a phone to call ahead?