The things that tickle our funny bone can be so random. Who knows what life moment will spark a chuckle, and in this day and age... WHO CARES??!!!
Take those moments as often as possible. Laughing is a form of exercise, true story. Laughter and frivolity cause weight loss. Find your amusements and laugh your way into hysterics and... a Hugh Jackman waistline. The internet is FULL of ridiculous memes and pics that make no sense but can cause you to crack an ear to ear smile faster than a bottle of Stoli. Why?
I SAID WHO CARES??!! Don't overthink it. Case in point... who's hungry?
Remember whoever your God is... He still loves you.
Now this is RIDE or DIE!!
Oh Shia, just, Oh.
There is always truth in power... and that IS funny!
You have to be more literal, today boobs are everywhere!
Nothing wrong with a daddy's boy. I guess. Although sometimes fashion is just weird.
A little over two years ago ⏪📆 I was completely destitute 😿 Years of chronic internet 💻 addiction 💉😵 had left Old Mr. Zone 👴🏻🌀 without a pot to piss 💦 in or fluids 🥤 to ingest 😛 in order to create urine 😫 Yes, I was dying 💀 of dehydration 🙀 and worse 🙀🙀 I was posting all my content onto some stupid little tumblr blog 😂 I had 12 followers 🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻 and they all just wanted me for my delicious juicy ass 🍑 not my delicious juicy posts 😿 none of which were of my ass 🙅🏻♀️🍑 but word 🗣 travels fast 💨 in those parts. Anyway 😺 I was pretty close to being totally dried out 🧟♂️ when inspiration struck 💡 Like a vision 👁 the image of a sobbing father 🧔🏻💦 embroidered on a polo shirt 👕 came to me in a fever dream 🤢☁️I threw off my sweat-soaked blankets 🙇🏻♂️ fired up photoshop 🔥 and created the image above 🔝 It was just as I’d envisioned it 💆🏻♂️ Beautiful 🌅 But this was too high quality 💯 for my lame blog 😎👎 I needed a better zone 🌫 if you will 😉 for this content 🤔 Hastily ⛷ I created an Instagram page 😮 and called it “The Zone of Content” 🤭 I’d fine tune that later 😬 Then I posted the pic 📲 and it all started happening ✨ The notifications lit up my phone 📱⚡️ like the Fourth of July 💥💫🎉 DMs piled up in my inbox 📥 faster than I could respond to them 🗂 Everyone wanted to know how I did it 🤫 and they all wanted a piece of my hot juicy ass 🍑 Years later 🕥 I would learn 🧐💡 that the post had been accidentally 😵 shared 🤲 by Shania Twain 👸🏻 She issued an apology statement 😔 later but the damage had been done! 🏗🏚 The Content Zone had been born 🤩🎊 So no, I didn’t cure my internet addiction 💉🤒 I am still horribly addicted 🤡💊 But I did make a 🆒 post and I’d like us all to celebrate 🎉 it today 😁 the one ☝️ that started it all 👏😏👏😏👏😏
It's all about perspective.
Oh Lawd... remember to always erase those cookies!
Give my bird his drugs!!!
Okay... grandma and Llama for the WIN!!! Smiles and heart warming tears.
Splash Mountain Forever!!