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Burglar Decides Break-In Is Perfect Time To Pleasure Himself To Some Porn

Burglar Decides Break-In Is Perfect Time To Pleasure Himself To Some Porn
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Updated 4 months ago

A thief broke into a hair extensions business in Van Nuys, California, and was caught watching porn and masturbating. 

The robber, a 28-year-old transient named Alan Estrada, entered Lisa and Steve Mirizzi's business via a hole in the roof in the Los Angeles neighborhood late last Tuesday. After taking a look around, Estrada proceeded to steal money and credit cards, smoke drugs, charge his phone, and then settled in for the aforementioned pleasure session. 

It was then that Lisa Mirizzi came downstairs from the their apartment above the business to make tea. She screamed when she noticed the man, which alerted her husband and son. They ran downstairs to confront Estrada, and got a few punches in before police arrived.   

This commenter found some irony in the situation:

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Some couldn't resist a snarky comment or two:

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And some were appalled at the lack of security...

Others thought it was par for the course in Van Nuys:

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Though shaken up, the Mirizzis got all their money and credit cards back. And they said that, in hindsight, they can see the humor in the situation.

Let's hope the Mirizzis took this Twitter user's advice: