Gwyneth Paltrow has announced her engagement. Unfortunately for half of Twitter, it's to producer Brad Falchuk and not to them. She released a statement to Good Morning America and soon other publications were running headlines offering up their congratulations to the couple.
THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT OUR BREAK UP GWENTYTYTHHHH!— JerryAscione (@JerryAscione) January 8, 2018
Gwyneth Paltrow is engaged. Can’t wait for her professional advice on how you should only wear a flawless diamond and put cocaine in your vagina and wear a wedding dress made out of the souls of 1920s flappers. 🤦🏼♀️— Erica (@ExorcisingErica) January 8, 2018
Is it a conscious coming together 😂— Ste Hughes (Wheelchair Athlete) ♿ (@Stepshughes) January 8, 2018
Gwyneth Paltrow got engaged? Who's the lucky aloe vera plant?— GenXtremist (@GenXtremist) January 8, 2018
Gwyneth Paltrow just announced she's getting married again! And I'm so overjoyed I just ordered the new and improved vagina steamer that comes with a kickstand and a coffee maker attachment for her wedding gift. Now I just need to get invited. #GwynethPaltrow #GOOP— thehoch (@hochalicious) January 8, 2018
Just saw a headline about Gwyneth Paltrow getting engaged and she’s so entirely ridiculous now that I first assumed she must have just betrothed herself to her own fanny in some faux-spiritual self-love ceremony while wafting burning sage around a yurt.— Red Sky At Night (@redskyatnight) January 9, 2018
Congratulations! Wishing many exciting adventures in your life together!🙏🏾— Deborah A. Reynolds (@dareynolds4) January 8, 2018
Wishing continued love, harmony, and happiness to Gwyneth, Brad and their families.