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Woman Totally Destroys Anthropologie In Twitter Rant About Food Photos

Food styling, like any other art, is subjective. What pleases one person's eye might make another person go into involuntary and uncontrollable eyelid twitches of frustration. The food stylists over at Anthropologie certainly made an impression with author/editor Alanna Okun. 

Can you guess which camp she fell into?

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Alanna took a break from her involuntary lid twitching session to show us exactly why things were driving her batty, and now we know for sure that Anthropologie is staffed and run by aliens who have never had to eat food, but have had the idea of eating food explained to them. Poorly.

We can probably all agree she's not wrong:

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Alanna doesn't want to be this mad. She wants to love whimsy, but who can blame her after that lone radish? 

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Her followers couldn't:

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It's 2018. We have to do better, people. Can we all agree that eating artichokes off of concrete stairs shouldn't be a thing? Please? For Alanna's sake.


H/T: Twitter