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Tinder User Tries Cringe-Worthy Shark Pick-Up Line On New Match, And She Schools Him In Epic Fashion

A Tinder user of the male variety used a gross pickup line on a woman with whom he matched. The guy messaged, "Are you a shark? Because I've got some swimmers for you to swallow."

What even? I mean... no. JUST NO.

Natalie dropped some shark attack stats on the witless dude:

Some guys might take that response as a hard pass and move on, but this guy decided to have some fun with it.

He posted the screenshot to Reddit with the question, "So what you're saying is.... I have a chance."

One Reddit user couldn't get past the math:

Another Reddit user, presumably a woman, made an astute observation:

But the real answer seemed fairly obvious:

H/T: Mashable, Reddit