Unsolicited dick pics: one of American straight men’s most cherished pastimes.
Nevermind that there is, of course, a literal entire internet FULL of women shouting from their deepest hearts "PLEASE STOP SENDING UNSOLICITED DICK PICS TO US THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ALL OF YOU WE’VE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS."
Nonetheless, the unsolicited dick pics—like taxes, like tides, like time itself—continue unabated, with a frequency and predictability that is frankly alarming. Straight men are nothing if not persistent!
But this trend of phallic phuckboi phoolishness might have met its match, and her name is Ginger Banks.
Banks is an adult entertainer, so you can imagine how many of these unsolicited pictures arrive in her various DMs day after day (the mind reels). Banks has decided she's had quite enough, thank you, and she's going to fight back.
Her method? Well, it's nothing short of a "stroke" of genius:
As you might guess, the internet found this exhilarating:
I don't know what I found funnier...the new response to unsolicited pics or the fact this suggests that some pics are solicited....I can't imagine anyone wants to get a pic of the last plucked chicken at Costco 😂— GB (@GuerillaInk) August 6, 2018
And even inspiring:
It's these types of innovators that keep hope alive— 🌐 [Crypto Domain Names] by Caleb (@CryptoCanopy) August 5, 2018
While others offered Ginger solutions of their own:
And some people even provided a bit of friendly advice for the menfolk:
In conclusion, Ginger Banks FTW. And men, here's what your next move should be: STOP SENDING PHOTOS TO PEOPLE WITHOUT ASKING FIRST!
And above all, gentlemen, always remember: