Somewhere in England, a mischievous prankster is wringing their hands and cackling with maniacal glee. The King's Royal Hussars, a cavalry regiment of the British Army, awoke one morning to find the unthinkable had come to pass: someone had glued a sex toy to the roof of their headquarters.
The building's management told tenants it could take up to 40 days to remove the dildo from the building, since it's not a high priority.
If it remains erected for more than four hours, they should consult a health professional.— David Brockley (@DavidBrockley) July 25, 2018
Management might take it more seriously if they knew how many penis jokes people are making on Twitter:
If they keep whacking it like that, it'll come off. Otherwise get up there and give it a few good tugs to bring it off.— Chris Smith (@ChrisSamsDad) July 25, 2018
Yeah, give it the old 'reach-around'. They could get advice from the navy on that.— Chris Smith (@ChrisSamsDad) July 25, 2018
You'd think they'd have more experience of this, considering they're a mounted regiment.— Chris Smith (@ChrisSamsDad) July 25, 2018
In the video, soldiers tried to knock the sex toy off with a giant stick but their efforts elicited only giggles.
This problem calls for some creative thinking!
Who could possibly be to blame for such a nefarious prank?
Having a dildo on your building might be embarrassing but the KRH still has their dignity. Or at least they'll be getting it back within 40 days.