Kids say the darndest things! Like how a man’s 4-year-old daughter nearly ruined his marriage by outing him for having a bra in his car. It was like any ordinary day when Twitter user @AngryManTV’s daughter went to his wife and asked “Why is your bra in daddy’s car?”
Now that's never something a woman wants to hear, especially if she hasn’t been in his car in weeks. Granted, he could just be expressing himself, but based on the “killer side eye” his wife gave him, that wasn’t her concern.
When the child insisted there was a bra despite @AngryManTV’s protests, they all went to the garage to see what she was talking about. And just like that, all was right in the world again. What the daughter thought was a bra, or the “cup thingie with straps,” turned out to be a inhalation mask.
My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018
Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?
The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks
Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps
*we all go to garage & look in car* pic.twitter.com/3c4kItwnZO
His reaction when it was all cleared up seems appropriate:
As Twitter user @CruzanChoklate points out, the ordeal leaves him knowing that, in an instant, his daughter would snitch on him.
lmfaooo your daughter letting you know she will snitch on you. I'm howling!— Miss Esthetician to YOU (@CruzanChoklate) June 27, 2018
The good thing is, you know where her loyalties lies. The bad thing is, it’s not with you. Keep your eyes on that one.— Rosé Princess 🍾 (@ParisianRebel) June 27, 2018
The best part of his very nerve-wracking morning is we all walk away with a little history on those 3M protective breathing cups.
I've heard 3M got the idea for those face masks from looking at bra inserts 3M already made.— Wool-Encased Tea Addict (@Passeriform) June 27, 2018
In response to the daughter’s snitching, some users came up with a great way to get back at her.
You gotta roll around the ice cream shop about 30 times without stopping to even out the karma😆😆😆😆😆— T$$$ (@tmoneysig) June 27, 2018
Call the ice cream truck over, the. Wave him away. Lol— Nicole Gunder (@nicoleegunder) June 27, 2018
Others chime in with their own daughter loyalty stories, proving that dad simply doesn’t stand a chance in a house full of women.
My daughter was home with her dad when the cleaning lady showed up. My boyfriend let's her in and my daughter says (apparently very angry), "My mommy isn't home right now. But she comes back" . When I got home he says, "Someones got your back" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣— kasiyclark (@KasiMexicana) June 28, 2018
Then again, maybe he needs to watch his back.
She’s been planning this for WEEKS. Tryna get your side of the bed and double Christmas. 🎄🎄— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) June 28, 2018
She was trying get you out the paint after only 4 years? She tired of you already bro 💀— NOT SO, SLIM THUG (@AyeJohnson38) June 28, 2018