President Donald Trump, adulterer and incorrigible liar, is beloved amongst American evangelicals. Though they claim to neither agree with nor condone any aspect of his life style, from his self aggrandizing to his opulent wealth, they do love the way he appoints conservative justices to the courts, especially Supreme Court judges like Neil Gorsuch.
If it means advancing their political goals, many evangelicals are willing to get behind literally anybody who can win, even if that person is the absolute antithesis of the lives they aspire to. The new "spiritual biography" of Trump, which boasts of his "complex" relationship with religion, is all the more profound for his barely having attended any church services during adulthood.
Mark Hamill, the actor you may know as Luke Skywalker, pitched some other biographies hypocritical readers may find enjoyable!
Hamill's followers also had some ideas—many of them inspired by his movies.
No public figure is above reproach when it comes to "spiritual biographies!"
Trump's Christian journey will have some very steamy passages...
The new book reminded some Twitter users of another TV personality's novel:
But what's actually between the covers of Trump's new book?
You probably can’t tell from the cover, but this is actually a coloring book.— Dan Kurtz (@HeyDanKurtz) June 3, 2018
Is it one of those books where all the pages inside are blank?— NMIdemocrats (@NMIDEMOCRATS) June 3, 2018
Stop by the bookstore and pick up all of these little-known titles!
The Self-Control of Genghis Khan— DJ Wysocki (@DJWysockiCD) June 3, 2018
The Bedside Manner of Josef Mengele
The Loving Touch of Aileen Wuornos
The Balance and Stability of Ted Bundy
The Gentle Nature of Jake LaMotta— Rich Two (@TheOtherRich) June 3, 2018
The Thoughtfulness and Generosity of Leona Helmsley
And if you enjoy this installment in the Trump-faith franchise, check out the whole series!
H/T - Twitter