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New Jersey High School's Mystery Pooper Turns Out To Be The Superintendent

New Jersey High School's Mystery Pooper Turns Out To Be The Superintendent
Updated 3 weeks ago

In the Kenilworth Public Schools system in New Jersey, there was a great mystery afoot: someone was pooping and urinating on the track field of Holmdel High School. 

One would likely assume that it was a disgruntled student, or perhaps even one of the school's alumni.

Nope! On Thursday, it was reported...

Wait, can we just get that one more time, we're not sure we read it right...

Yup, that's right. The culprit was caught, and it was the superintendent of the district, Thomas Tramaglini. 

He was caught in the act after security cameras were installed to capture whoever was... pooping on the track. Staff had said that they had been finding these feces on or near the track on a daily basis.

NJ.com's push notification about this was on point...

And then, of course, this news broke...

But there still may be some consequences...

People couldn't resist some good puns...

Others couldn't believe that he was being put on paid leave...

And of course, Scooby Doo references were made...

But we all still have one question...

Maybe one day we'll find out.

H/T: Twitter