With reboots of Will & Grace and Roseanne both bringing in tasty ratings numbers and tackling the question, "Who voted for Trump?" some Twitter users decided it would be fun to ask the question that was on nobody's mind but for which everyone seemed certain they knew the answer.
If somebody rebooted Friends or Seinfeld, which characters would have voted Trump?
part of me also thinks phoebe votes trump bc she's mad bernie lost and can't bring herself to vote for clinton— David Mack (@davidmackau) March 28, 2018
People made some, er—interesting arguments...
Ross voted for Trump— Beyoncé biter we WILL find u (@tribranchvo) March 28, 2018
Monica & Chandler voted 3rd party
Rachel & Phoebe voted for Hillary
Joey slept through the election and didn’t vote
True but i have a feeling Ross would be a Bernie supporter who doesn’t support Hillary for her stance on fracking, and just lash out and vote for Trump— Beyoncé biter we WILL find u (@tribranchvo) March 28, 2018
None of them voted. They were all busy. It's meant to be a funny episode where they all get caught up doing frustrating tasks they can't get out of but it actually proves how self-involved all the friends really are.— madeleine hindes (@madeleinelily) March 28, 2018
But then someone decided to throw the Seinfeld characters to the Twitter wolves and some of their answers really felt like a Seinfeld script...
Jerry wants to date a Republican— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) March 28, 2018
George wants to please George Steinbrenner
Elaine does it to spite loud liberal protesters outside her apartment
Kramer accidentally votes for Trump when his Google Glasses malfunction
Episode ends with them all awkwardly leaving the same polling station in MAGA hats, pledging to never mention it to anyone...and then they get swarmed by news cameras.— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) March 28, 2018
Kramer: "IT WAS THE GLASSES. IT WAS THE GLASSES."
I was thinking he starts the episode bragging about how he once shared a cab with John Podesta.— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) March 28, 2018
Leaked email: "Sorry I'm just getting back to you, I was trapped in a cab with some doofus."
But some of the best picks weren't for the core cast members but rather supporting players:
p.s. Like 4 people in all of Manhattan voted for Trump so... the odds aren't in the Friends favor. Maybe it should just be Gunter.— like, really smart (@kaelaishere) March 28, 2018
And while everybody had a good time coming up with scenarios in which their pick would have gone for Trump—there's always that one person who has to take things WAY too seriously: