It appears HuffPost is on a mission to track down who bit Beyoncé’s face by asking the question no one else is asking: "Who didn't bite Beyoncé’s face?" The team at HuffPost seems to believe they will eventually reveal the culprit after inquiring with some of Hollywood's most famous actresses.
Is it just us or is this a rather haphazard process of elimination?
You can track the progress of the "investigation" via HuffPost's updating list on Twitter.
First off, we can eliminate the highly suspect, but ultimately innocent, Julie Andrews:
Here are some other actresses who have claimed their innocence so far:
There's one person who knows who the guilty actress is for sure: Tiffany Haddish. It was in an interview with GQ that we first learned of the face-biting incident from the Girls Trip actress. According to Haddish, it happened at a party last December.
Haddish told GQ:
There was this actress there that's just, like, doing the mostest. She bit Beyoncé in the face.
Some of the other actresses we know didn't do it include:
A little later in the interview Haddish said she had confirmed the face-biting with Beyoncé herself:
Beyoncé's at the bar, so I said to Beyoncé, ‘Did she really bite you?’ She was like, ‘Yeah.’ There's people out here biting Beyoncé!
And the last two non-Beyoncé-biters:
The curious folks at HuffPost aren't the only ones in hot pursuit of the truth. Supermodel Chrissy Teigen is desperate to know who did it, and she claims to have an idea of who it might have been.
I cannot leave this planet without knowing who bit Beyonce in the face— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 26, 2018
I can only think of one person who would do this. but I cannot say. but she....is the worst.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 26, 2018
So we conclude with a plea: Help us Chrissy Teigen! You're our only hope...