Sometimes you just can't make this stuff up.
It's tough becoming one of the most loathed women in America. When Tomi Lahren, needs to take a break from spewing hate at Colin Kaepernick or crying on Fox News that people in West Hollywood with it's large LGBT community don't like her, she relaxes by putting on her yoga pants, and packing heat.
Yes, you read that right
After spending the weekend criticizing the March For Our Lives protests which drew millions of people around the country, Lahren uploaded a photo to Instagram wearing a new brand of yoga pants that has room for a gun and a knife.
Downward Facing Dog just got a whole lot more complicated.
The company responsible (and most like paying Lahren to endorse their product) is called Alexo Athletica.
They recently posted a cringe-worthy commercial showcasing the pants to their Twitter account.
The ad shows Amy Robbins, the CEO of Alexo Athletica, who according to her Twitter account is also a "TV host" and "model" (Why are all the NRA women so desperate for fame?) going for a jog in a wealthy neighborhood surrounded by a park on one side and mansions on the other.
She proceeds to squirt a child with a squirtgun, throw a banana over her shoulder to a homeless man, and fend off a masked man with pepper spray. Pulling it all, and more out of her yoga pants.
It's just too weird.
Needless to say, social media users had a field day with this one. First with Lahren.
did tomi lahren actually take a picture of herself jamming a gun into her yoga pants or is that a fake thing/joke— Elizabeth Bruenig (@ebruenig) March 26, 2018
@TomiLahren— Sylvia (@Slymoonchild) March 23, 2018
For somebody who is all about guns, then don't you think this is the improper way to carry a gun?
Please don't do that. Not sure what you are trying to show, prove, advertise but don't do that.
Get training on gun safety.
Yoga pants don't carry guns well. pic.twitter.com/j7ksH23TrE
Wait, Tomi Lahren sticking a gun down the front of her yoga pants (yoga! which is all about non-violence!) in a sponsored Instagram post is my favorite thing I missed today.— Rainesford Stauffer (@Rainesford) March 25, 2018
"Hello. It me, the responsible gun owner with a greater than average chance of shooting myself in the genitals."— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) March 23, 2018
Just in case anyone tries to shoot her at SoulCycle 🙄🙄🙄— Jackie Tanner (@iamjackietanner) March 23, 2018
And more shade was thrown at the company responsible for making these tone deaf "yoga" pants.
Now while in yoga class at your local gym u can pack heat and a knife, yoga is supposed to be peaceful mind you, not only that with all the twisting n turning in yoga, that gun is gonna go off sooner or later, terrible idea, if u have to pack n yoga, u might need a new gym— Rick (@RTVeteranUsaf) March 26, 2018
How the hell is she supposed to bend forward with that knife there?— Calton Bolick (@Calton) March 26, 2018
WTF. Don't turn Yoga [pants] into something related to gun toting. It's literally the opposite of what yoga is about. Yoga pants are for Yoga. [Or any other time that you want to be comfortable and awesome.] Fuck you @AlexoAthletica. https://t.co/g1ZtL2qoyh— Rachel Delmar (@RachelDelmar) March 26, 2018
I cannot imagine having a knife right there and trying to sit (much less perform a yoga pose) is anything anyone would consider comfortable.— D.J. Moore (@djmoore711) March 26, 2018
“Nothing says inner peace like packing heat”..yoga n busting caps— Chameleon1 (@MsPiggy02) March 26, 2018