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14 Tweets About Kids Being Absolutely Ridiculous That Only A Parent Could Love

14 Tweets About Kids Being Absolutely Ridiculous That Only A Parent Could Love
MW
Updated 2 months ago

They say love is a battlefield.  They also say kids say the darndest things. Put the battlefield of love with the running mouth of a kid and you get...well, being an adult around kids.

Kids are unapologetically weird as hell and that's so awesome.  You truly never know what's going to come out of their mouths.  And they have no abashment about saying exactly what's going through their brains.


1. There's lots of poop jokes:

2. Like, LOTS:

3. They don't get our pretentious adult health trends:

4. But they will not stand for our ignorance in other areas:

5. They know how to stand up for themselves:

6. And they know what they want out of life:

In case you need context, the Taoiseach is the prime minister of Ireland.

7. They're really ahead of us on what society truly needs:

8. And they need to know how to compartmentalize their information:

9. And they won't be told how to live their lives by us bigger kids.

10.  They might be better at telling us how to live our lives, actually.

11. For example, don't interfere with business that isn't yours:

12. And don't be so prescriptive with what holidays mean:

13. And don't you DARE leave this century:

14. And always remember your manners.

Ah, kids.

H/T: Twitter