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15 Brutal Jokes About Millennials That Absolutely Everyone Else Will Probably Love

15 Brutal Jokes About Millennials That Absolutely Everyone Else Will Probably Love
Updated 2 months ago

Hard times for young people today, hilarity for everybody else.

The late great Stephen Hawking did say "Life would be tragic if it weren't funny". We young folks have only our tweets and our wits to best to stave off the knowledge that ours is the first generation to have a lower life expectancy than their parents since a world war kinda messed up the math. Here's some of the best efforts made towards dealing with it all.

1. First off, we're pretty tired of the pseudo-inspirational stories of "makin' it!" that all seem to have a hidden catch.

2. We're getting hung up on certain details our parents don't. 

3. There are a lot of classics that are losing their appeal.

4. 'When I was young, we pulled ourselves up by our bootstraps!' Well, things were different then.

5. We get blamed for everything

6. There are actually people out there blaming our dining habits for the price of homes these days.

7. Our cost-saving measures are different, as are often our conflict resolution measures.

8. We're expected to just accept our distractions and be at peace with our situation.

9. The job market is tough, and old-timey gestures haven't kept their lustre.

10. The older folks got there first, had a better labor union, got a good contract, but still...

11. You'd need $100K a year to afford an average house in Los Angeles.

12. It really does seem like we can't do anything right.

13. Again - people actually think our food choices are the problem.

14. Sigh. 

15. The times, they are a-changin'.