We've all been there. After a night of partying, we wake up in the middle of the night disoriented and wondering if we locked all the doors. One Twitter user, who goes by the name Abs, or @birrrdo, already had it covered. Her drunk self made sure to reassure her sober self that all was well.
It should also be noted that @birrrdo's motto on Twitter reads:
Set your goals low, so that you might be able to achieve them.
We'll count this as a goal win!
Drunk Abs is nothing if not thorough:
Good planning, drunk Abs! Others could relate:
Not only is Abs a careful drunk, she's also a really good friend:
Sent Lauren money to get cigarettes because she’s hungover and in distress because I’m literally the best girlfriend ever?— Abs👽 (@birrrdo) March 14, 2018
Hmmm... on second thought, maybe we should worry about @birrrdo?