Those of us who live in, or are from, larger cities just read this headline and went "what's wrong with that train?" because we understand the chances of getting a train to yourself is pretty much absolute zero. We have rules about this sort of thing. If the train is empty - it's empty for a reason and you probably don't want to know what that reason is. If the whole train is full except for one car - you extra super double do not want to be in that car, or anywhere near that car. Know what? Maybe skip that whole train because whoever or whatever is in that car might just decide to go exploring the others.
If you're not from the city, it's possible you may not know these things and so it might be hard for you to understand the unbridled song-inducing SHEER PALPABLE JOY that this woman is feeling. An empty train without something catastrophically wrong is a gift that the heavens never bestow upon most people.
Stevie Shale is a lucky woman and she knows it. She's feeling like this:
Stevie won the train lottery - so of course she sang a song about it. And because Adam Broud loves us and wants us to know that being friends with Stevie is like winning the friend lottery - we have this masterpiece making waves across Twitter.
Step 1: Turn up the volume.
Step 2: Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam with Stevie!
Step 3: Enjoy that moment of terror as Stevie realizes "oh, I'm not alone." Bask in her momentary awkward humiliation. Marvel at that stunning recovery wave. Internet sure did.
The look of fear and realisation is incredible 😂— Becky Stringfellow (@bexstringo) March 12, 2018
Some people totally felt her shame-pain.
Been there. I’m a bus driver, imagine getting the mic going and singing a song made up of events of the day and you hear the bell ring. New underpants and a million apologies!!!!— Squid 🦑 Vicious (@squidvicious) March 12, 2018
No but for real, I've literally done this before, and with dancing. Getting a train car to yourself is magical. So I'm sure that other passenger completely understood.— Brian Ciccotelli (@perfectliltweet) March 12, 2018
Ok, I legit did this one day in my house singing about some random shit TO MY DOG and I realized way later my neighbor had company on the patio AND my windows had been open.— ᴋᴀ🗻 蓝色的山女孩 #NoACP (@alt_kellyanne_) March 12, 2018
Look at these great ideas she's inspiring. She's Stev-spirational!
I have officially had this stuck in my head for 24 hours.— Jordan Stratton (@jordan_stratton) March 13, 2018
I would miss so many calls because I'd wanna hear the whole dang song every time.— Jordan Stratton (@jordan_stratton) March 13, 2018
*deep intake of breath*— Aspiring Boob Avi™ (@AspiringBoobAvi) March 12, 2018
"I sang a lot of songs on that train."
Make an album. I need to hear those other songs. MAKE IT HAPPEN, TWITTER
This person has the right idea.
And here reinforces my life motto: if you’re gonna do something embarrassing, record it.— coffee queen// rainy (@averybaebee) March 12, 2018
Stevie IS all of us.
I laughed until I cried at that guys face. Stevie is me. Stevie is all of us.— Dammit Erin (@DammitErin) March 12, 2018