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A 'Bot' Was Forced To Watch 1000 Hours Of 'Saw' Movies—And The Script It Wrote Is Everything

A 'Bot' Was Forced To Watch 1000 Hours Of 'Saw' Movies—And The Script It Wrote Is Everything
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Updated 4 months ago

Comedian Keaton Patti, whose writing has appeared in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, and The Onion, among other publications, imagined what it would be like to let a bot write a horror movie. But not just any bot! No, Patti subjected his hypothetical bot to more hours of bad horror movies than any bot should have to watch. Ever.

Patti tweeted:

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the Saw movies and then asked it to write a Saw movie of its own. Here is the first page. 

Some people took Patti seriously and responded with some botsplaining:

But others quickly schooled them:

And the rest of us were loving it. Oh, Becky...

Asking for a friend:

It really could...

SpookyCrackers may be on to something here: