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A 'Bot' Was Forced To Watch 1000 Hours Of 'Saw' Movies—And The Script It Wrote Is Everything

Comedian Keaton Patti, whose writing has appeared in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, and The Onion, among other publications, imagined what it would be like to let a bot write a horror movie. But not just any bot! No, Patti subjected his hypothetical bot to more hours of bad horror movies than any bot should have to watch. Ever.

Patti tweeted:

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the Saw movies and then asked it to write a Saw movie of its own. Here is the first page. 
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Twitter @KeatonPatti
Twitter @KeatonPatti

Some people took Patti seriously and responded with some botsplaining:

But others quickly schooled them:

And the rest of us were loving it. Oh, Becky...

Asking for a friend:

It really could...

SpookyCrackers may be on to something here:

H/T: Bloody Disgusting, Twitter