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We Need To Buy All Of These Ridiculously Named Bars Of Soap Right Now

We Need To Buy All Of These Ridiculously Named Bars Of Soap Right Now
Updated 3 months ago

We've all been there: we're taking a shower minding our own business, and we think, what if we had soap that nailed how we really felt about life? Who cares about adjectives like 'nourishing' or 'refreshing' or 'soothing' when you can have what Whiskey River is serving up? 

At long last, we have bathing products that make us say 'yup, totally.'

1. There's this simple truth that we all know...

2. There's this gift for your dad...

3. Or this one for bad decisions...

4. Or perhaps you want something a little more uplifting...

5. Or this one if you're a struggling artist...

6. There's this one for your inner model...

7. And this one for the Trump era...

8. How about this one for your inner mess?

9. Or this one for the chronic dieter...

10. You can avoid that relative even better if he's tagged with a signature scent!

11. Or if your in the mood to annoy your friends... (see what I did there?)

12. There's this gift for the friend who's always bringing down your mood...

13. There's this soap, which is honestly, all of us...

14. And this soap for only the most privileged...

15. 'But what if I want something fancier' you ask!? Have no fear! There's this bath bomb for your inner pumpkin spice latte getting yogi...

16. And this one, reclaiming a certain epithet used by a certain... um... ugh... President.

We're just glad to have soap that understands us.