Okay listen, we've all flubbed it at school and said or done something so humiliating that it made us wish we could vanish at lunch, relocate, change our names and just start over with a whole new life. We can't all do that, so instead we pray that everyone forgets or that someone messes up way worse at some point so people talk about that instead. For the most part, forgetting happens... but not always, as Wes proved with this tweet.
In my 6th grade science class a girl read "orgasm" instead of "organism" and the class laughed & she was embarrassed. To calm her down our teacher told her everyone would forget in two weeks. It's been 9 years & I still remember Danielle. I fucking remember. I hope you see this. pic.twitter.com/gCXcXbJX2i— wes (@sewkx) January 6, 2018
Wes no lie I REMEMBER this story getting spread like wildfire through the entire 6th grade.— Tuna (@torfortuna) January 7, 2018
This reminds me of when I was in 5th grade, I told a classmate that one of my classes on my schedule was "genital studies" instead of "general studies". He was horrified.— black glaçon (@gracesnoirworld) January 7, 2018
I once called a stamen (part of a plant) a scrotum in horticulture and the teacher said "well, close but wrong organism"— DACA WON. WE WON. (@unexpectancy) January 10, 2018
Oh man a guy did the same thing in my 6th grade science class and sometimes I randomly remember and die from laughter 😂😂— Carmen (@yarnguardian) January 11, 2018
During sex education I was asked what masturbation was in the assembly hall in front of all the students. My answer? “Is it a game show on channel 4?”— David John Lane (@originalsinart) January 9, 2018
School was the worst!
Are you sure her name was Danielle because I did the same thing in 6th grade and the whole class laughed at me for it. I didn’t even understand why it was so funny LOL— Justine (@Justinesoly) January 11, 2018
OMG I DID THIS EXACT THING IN YEAR 7 AND I'M MORTIFIED RN. 😩😩😩😩😩— 🍂 Rach 🍂 (@rachelpountney) January 10, 2018
My daughter was nervous trying to read an unfamiliar word Confucius to her sixth grade class and read con-fuck you-us out loud. The teacher called on another student to read. We will never let her forget it, it’s the best story ever!— Cryptocoinmom (@cryptocoinmom) January 9, 2018
In creative writing I said condom instead of comma and the teacher said “yes, practice safe sentence writing” and it haunts me to this day.— samnicolio (@samnicolio) January 9, 2018