For many, working out is a solitary activity, but not everyone feels that way. For way too many bros, the gym is the perfect pick-up opportunity.
Well, one Twitter user has a solution to the unwelcome advances from guys at the gym.
GUYS. Just now. In gym.— Olivia A. Cole (@RantingOwl) January 10, 2018
*guy approaches two women working out, with flirtatious eyebrows at the ready*
Girl 1: UH you might not want to come over here, dude. I just farted. It’s bad.
Guy: *looks horrified. leaves.*
Girl 2: omg did you really?
Girl 1: psh no.
Now that takes guts... or some gut issues.
Reminds me of an encounter w/a Nordstrom’s Rack associate:— Candace (@CandiReigns) January 11, 2018
Him (flirtatiously): Something smells good over here.
Me (trying on a boot): Not me.
Him: You sure? I swear it’s coming from over here.
Me (sniffs forearm): Well if it smells like food then it’s me.
Him: ... (walks away) https://t.co/SkzSq2tB70
Get farting ladies!