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Bank Asks Employees To Avoid Burping During Meetings—And People Are Scoffing

Bank Asks Employees To Avoid Burping During Meetings—And People Are Scoffing
Updated 4 months ago

We've all been there. You're in a professional business meeting, trying to pay attention to professional business matters, when suddenly everyone starts burping! Every single person just burping, burping, burping — it happens literally every day. Well, SBI, an Indian bank, is finally taking steps to stop this belching epidemic. They issued their 270,000 employees a strict list of "dress codes and etiquette guidelines," which included the (much-needed) "no burping in meetings" rule.

And these new rules aren't just about burping:

Nonetheless, all you meeting belchers better watch out:

Also — and this can't be stressed enough — employees should bathe:

"Don't pick your nose" should be a general rule for life:

Some people thought SBI's new rules were a little odd:

Personally, I'm glad I won't have to deal with this crazy burping in all of my business meetings. Enough burping!