Twitter user Uchiha Shaina @JustShaina set off a "Golden Girls" level mystery when she discovered some fool in her real estate office absconded with several cheesecakes.
She set off a mystery everyone couldn't help but get drawn into. But she was for sure going to get the guilty party.
She started calling for action!
Trust NO ONE!
Time to get Mission Impossible style.
This is a great mystery because we don't have security cameras and there's like 120 agents here. I was going to use my super black woman FBI skills... but I'd rather save my energy. I'm kinda sad I didn't get any cheesecake, though.— Uchiha Shaina (@JustShaina_) January 2, 2018
Keep an eye on everybody. They're starting to crack.
This ain't over! Never give up without the truth!
The answer is always right under your nose! Keep pressing and you'll find the truth!
It was completely by accident but still! So BOOM... an agent comes to start chatting with me how her holiday was so wonderful. I'm working and half listening because I have more important things to do... like solve this mystery by the end of the day so I'm like pic.twitter.com/Fc9mMzcpcx— Uchiha Shaina (@JustShaina_) January 3, 2018
Oh people are shady when they're caught. Trying to spin a tale.
She proceeds to tell me that a number of cheesecakes were left in the freezer leading up to the holiday and they were there for two days so she assumed they were a treat for the agents to take. So messy me is like "I didn't see an email about them getting us cakes" pic.twitter.com/nNhP6k4yl8— Uchiha Shaina (@JustShaina_) January 3, 2018
They think their talking to an idiot! You're caught honey! We see YOU!
So now I'm back to being messy again, convinced she KNOWS they were stolen, and I ask her if there's any leftover. She says no. I asked what she did with all the cheesecakes. She said gave the extra to family and neighbors. HALP!!!!! pic.twitter.com/ybqlQ8NUaj— Uchiha Shaina (@JustShaina_) January 3, 2018
You're not breaking me. I'm breaking you!
I'm not even sure if she's waiting for me to bring up these emails we all saw, or she doesn't know they're stolen goods. And I doubt she will tell on herself. Now I have a decision to make...AM I GOING TO SAY SOMETHING?!— Uchiha Shaina (@JustShaina_) January 3, 2018
I don't even care if I'm the only person she told and knows I said something. She can't beat me, she can't be shady to me because she needs me to handle her marketing (I'm the only one in my office), AND SHE SHOULD HAVE SHARED!!! #CheesecakeThief #MysterySolved pic.twitter.com/v7uLIWm2Lq— Uchiha Shaina (@JustShaina_) January 3, 2018
In life the only way to win is to get things messy.
Whew! Who else is exhausted following that drama. People better watch out when they play with other people's sweets. JustShania seems like the kind of relentless employee you want to have around to get things done. Of course who does n't love a good 'Agatha Christie' style mystery?
Twitter was on every step of the way.
The golden Girls would be proud. Nobody messes with cheesecake.
H/T : Twitter