All Jorji Kellogg wanted for Christmas was tickets to see her favorite singer, Lorde. All her parents wanted was a good laugh at her expense, so they played the mother of all pranks.
Dad and I are so proud and happy that you want to grow your faith and spend time with the Lord! Enjoy Pastor Joel Osteen at the Spirit Center!
And along with the note were tickets to see the controversial televangelist.
I asked for Lorde tickets. Not The Lord.
Perhaps while there you can heckle him about all the glaringly un-Christian things he does. Have fun with it.— Krampus von Nazistomp (@JhonnyTopside) December 29, 2017
Guilty. Now if we get get the almost 10K Twitter people to stop begging Lorde for tix, that’d be great. She’s going to see Lorde, people! 😜— Regina Kellogg (@KelloggRegina) December 29, 2017