*WARNING: Mild Star Wars Episode XIII: The Last Jedi spoilers ahead!*
When it comes to angst in the Star Wars universe, Kylo Ren has the market cornered. Parodies abound which cast the aspiring Sith Lord as a moody adolescent going through "a phase." One of the best is a Twitter account simply called "Emo Kylo Ren." Following the release of Star Wars Episode XIII: The Last Jedi, the account tweeted a dynamite pick-up line that's sure to work on any force-sensitive individual.
Oh my gosh, so deep right?
wowww levels to this one
— natalia c rosario (@nataliacrosario) December 18, 2017
People have some strong opinions about Rey and Kylo in the new movie.
I desperately want Rey to rebuild you! Yes, you have destroyed lives and you have tons of flaws, but Luke even said that no one is completely gone. If rooting for Rey to fix you is wrong, then I really don’t want to be right.
— Brooke Wolf (@BabblingBrookeW) December 17, 2017
Reylo will rise
— Fabian Esteban (@afabianstory) December 17, 2017
But what's got Emo Kylo in such a bad mood?
did ur dad take ur my chemical romance album away or something
— celeste (@computer_show) December 17, 2017
If you ever need to force skype, you know you can...
— Confused Rey (@confused_rey_) December 17, 2017
It seems a relationship with Kylo is a ticking time bomb...
— Han Solo (@JonoAlvir) December 18, 2017
Kylo has been thinking a lot about relationships lately:
how long should you wait in a relationship before you have the talk about sand
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 18, 2017
love means never having to say you’re sorry you did a genocide
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 17, 2017
do both of you have to know it’s a date
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 17, 2017
yes i’m a monster
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 16, 2017
but have you considered that the real monster might be society
Laugh if you want, but it would seem Kylo's line has already worked on at least a couple people!
If Rey doesn't want you I know a girl who does ✋🏼
— Alexandria Rawls (@alexxthegr8est) December 18, 2017
Date me omg
— Dylan the Kracken (@DylanTheKracken) December 18, 2017
In the end, however, Emo Kylo is just looking for some attention. And it would seem he found it.
please come back to the light side
— Confused Rey (@confused_rey_) December 17, 2017