On Saturday, The Guardian released an interview they had done with actor and all around heart-throb, Ethan Hawke. In it, he says,
"The most romantic thing I have ever done is have sexual intercourse with a woman. It doesn’t get any better than that. You talk about candlelight? Being really connected to another person is about as good as it gets."
Twitter immediately jumped all over it. There was this obvious fact:
Which of course means that it's easy to get double romance, right?:
There was this conundrum:
if you get fucked by ethan hawke, then you had sex by proxy because his penis has had sex.— autumnal male thot (@internet_steven) December 17, 2017
One person expressed their congratulations:
And this person had an important question to consider:
Are we sure Ethan Hawke isn’t three children inside a trench coat?— demogorgon bombay (@RSDcommenter) December 17, 2017
There were gifs a-plenty:
But this gif was the real MVP.
Thank you for the enlightenment Mr. Hawke.