Once I received a replica of Wilson from cast away from amazon. I don’t remember buying it but I did. I smoked a lot of weed when I first moved to California 4 years ago— ✨🦌marlo meekins (@MarloMeekins) December 16, 2017
The only good part of my rock bottom was the mysterious presents from myself every week or so. I have good taste and an eye for a bargain even while unconscious, thankfully.— William May (@Masonbee) December 16, 2017
I used to do that in my drinking days. Black out Megan really knew how to pull the trigger on a fashion forward outfit or shoes.— mmmmeh_gun mckaye (@mmmmeh_gun) December 16, 2017
I got butter paddles and Orbeez in the post today. Sure enough, ordered at 4 AM after getting back from The Last Jedi.— 🇵🇷 Evidence-Based Witch 🇵🇷 (@starlightgeek) December 16, 2017
Bless me, though; I've wanted both.
Took ambien last year till I woke up covered in chocolate & dirty feet. When I saw myself next morning, it came rushing back at me. I took an ice cream sndwch and walked down the road and ate it staring at the empty house. We found the wrapper in front of the house. #NoAmbien— Sunshine (@sunshine_toni) December 17, 2017
My sister ambien-bought jewelry from a semi-celeb evangelist. It’s so gaudy. 😂— jinglebek (@jennybekrocks) December 16, 2017
Once I started a bank account and had no recollection of doing so. Then, the bank notified me 8 years later that I had 11,000 bucks from accumulated interest. I've been sober for 13 years but this was a moment of clarity. LOL 🤑— Iñigo Jordana (@inigovjordana) December 17, 2017