Wednesday, it came to our attention that people have been having lots of strange dreams of late. There were the scary:
I had a dream last night that I was a VS angel and they were holding me hostage in this football stadium and I kept trying to escape because I didn't want to walk the runway so eventually I had to get a rope, tie it to a chair and shimmy down the side of the stadium. It was crazy— K A Y 🖤 (@KaylinShores) November 19, 2017
I had a dream where Satan needed humanity to overcome their differences in order to fight off aliens, so he summoned all humans from throughout time to Hell, which was a giant high school.— 麦 (@moogy0) November 18, 2017
I should pitch this idea to Atlus.
I had a dream I went to Trump’s first campaign rally in like the early 90s and Steven Seagal and the band Living Color were there and I was filming it on one of those giant VHS tape recorders.— Nate Igor Smith (@drivenbyboredom) November 18, 2017
Some were plain bizarre:
I had a dream lastnight that I had 4 legs, had to pay extra for pedicures and wore missed matched socks on each foot! True story! No more researching Spider species on Google late at night! 🕷🕸🤣— Country Hotcakes🍁🦃 (@timberkmbrly) November 19, 2017
Just had a dream where Mary Kate and Ashley were flying above my vehicle in their private jet sprinkling shaved Parmesan and grated tomatoes into my sun roof— shannon cork (@shannoncork) November 21, 2017
had a dream last night that an ancient mystical shark patted me on the head and told me "it will all be okay little one" and I've been in Florida for four days FOUR DAYS I need to leave— KΔTΠISS (@Savsterr) November 21, 2017
I had a dream that my cat covered one of my shifts. Nice guy, no thumbs.— Meghan Manning (@meghhanmoose) November 19, 2017
i had a dream that i was trying to find a fruit scale in walmart to weigh my pomegranates and then obama stopped me, took them out of my hand, and told me the exact weight. i asked how he knew and he said "when the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn" OBAMA R U OK— ari (@IosrscIub) November 19, 2017
Others were musical:
I had a dream I suddenly found myself in the front of a small lady gaga concert. Then in between songs she was signing autographs and the only thing I had for her to sign was the tupperware from a restaurant with leftovers in it??— Ryan (@Rybrator) November 14, 2017
Can’t eat before sleep again - had a dream I went back in time to convince Hootie and the Blowfish to do soulful hip hop and basically be The Roots. No idea where that came from— Jericho Shabazz (@TribeofShabazz3) November 14, 2017
People got some creative imaginations.