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Student Asks Teacher For Help Getting A Date, And The Teacher Was Happy To Help

Smart guys rule! Or so a Twitter user named Jake is proving. You see, Jake wanted to ask out Hannah but he wasn't sure how to go about sending the perfect woo-worthy text. Enter Jake's professor, who had the perfect solution: pathos, ethos, logos.

Jake shared the result on Twitter:

I mean, this took some effort:

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It's reminiscent of Sheldon's friendship algorithm on The Big Bang Theory:

Most important, it worked out for Jake:

Twitter quickly became invested in this budding relationship:

Suddenly, slackers wasting time on Twitter wanted an education:

Being the good guy that he is, Jake made sure to update everyone on how the date went:

I'm not crying. YOU ARE.

H/T: Independent, Twitter