Smart guys rule! Or so a Twitter user named Jake is proving. You see, Jake wanted to ask out Hannah but he wasn't sure how to go about sending the perfect woo-worthy text. Enter Jake's professor, who had the perfect solution: pathos, ethos, logos.
Yeah. Me too. Didn’t want to be, but after the last hour spent scrolling responses on how you got the date, I’m stuck. Keep us posted, yeah?— Pam Gillespie 🐼😎🐒 (@arctichamster) October 28, 2017
JUST GOT BACK FROM MY DATE LOOK HOW CUTE HANNAH IS I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID YES 😭😊— jake (@squidslippers) October 28, 2017
WE FINGER PAINTED THE SUNSET TOGETHER IT WAS SO AMAZING AND THE PAINTING WAS GOOD BUT THE REAL MASTERPIECE WAS NEXT TO ME THE WHOLE TIME 😍💖
ALSO WINSTON IS CHILL AF pic.twitter.com/3sr39jQCpo
AWWWWWESOME!!— Secola Edwards (@SecolaEdwards) October 28, 2017
Hannah is a dime! If y'all get married, you do realize all of America will want an invite!
I'm not crying. YOU ARE.