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Stephen Colbert Perfectly States Why The Ivana Vs Melania Feud Is So Refreshing

Donald Trump's first wife Ivana, mother to Donald Jr., Eric, and Ivanka, went on Good Morning America to promote her new book and ended up prompting a tiff with his third wife, Melania, mother to Barron. His second wife, Marla Maples, mother to Tiffany, had a few jabs thrown her way even though she has kept a low profile in recent years. 

It all started when Ivana told the GMA host she didn't call the White House very often so as to not to make Melania jealous since:

“I’m basically first Trump wife. Okay?”  Ivana said. “I’m first lady.”

Them there was fightin' words. Melania's spokesperson Stephanie Grisham issued the following statement.

Mrs Trump has made the White House a home for Barron and The President. She loves living in Washington, DC and is honoured by her role as First Lady of the United States. She plans to use her title and role to help children, not sell books, There is clearly no substance to this statement from an ex. Unfortunately only attention seeking and self-serving noise.

In response to all this Real Housewives of the White House banter, Stephen Colbert took to Twitter:

Twitter was loving it:

NeNe gave us a play-by-play of a real Trump wife knockout would look like:

Many wanted to remind us not to get distracted by these shenanigans:

H/T: Twitter, The Denver Post