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Jokes That Only True Grammar Lovers Will Understand

People who love proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation often get a bad rap. Think they're no fun to be around? Well, grammar lovers enjoy a good joke as much as the next person.

Here are some jokes the word nerds out there will appreciate:

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of the paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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Bar jokes and grammar jokes make a winning team:

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A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

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Two quotation marks "walk into" a bar.

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Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

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What do you say when you are comforting a grammar Nazi?

There, Their, They're.

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day... “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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If those didn't tickle your funny bone, here are a few jokes people shared on Twitter:

H/T: Indy100, Twitter