Listen, scheduling guests for a daily political show can be hard. What do you do when no senators, reporters, or relevant political figures can make it to the program? Well, if you're Tucker Carlson on Fox, you might decide to have a witch visit and explain how she's casting spells on Donald Trump.
It quickly becomes clear this witch isn't quite as magical as we'd hoped. Her "binding spells," which are meant to stop President Trump from creating policies that harm the witch's family and friends, are symbolic actions which, in her words, attempt to "harness the power of the imagination to achieve a tangible result."
Next up after the break: HITLER'S NAZI VALKYRIE GUARDS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND FORCED INTO WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM IN LEFTIST CONSPIRACY— Al Arthofer (@al_arthofer) September 21, 2017
God, he always looks mid-suppository insertion.— Xavier McDuckets (@BiffQJohnson) September 20, 2017
I'm just appalled a fellow witch would go on Fox.— Melissa Barlow (@LiteraryMouse) September 20, 2017