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Racing Greyhound Tests Positive For Cocaine, And People Can’t Even
7 months ago

The winner of one Ireland's biggest racing events, the Laurels at Curraheen Park, has tested positive for cocaine. 

The dog, Clonbrien Hero, tested positive on three separate occasions during the July competition.

The drug must have been administered by the dog's owner or trainer:

Or it could have been exposed to the drug by accident:

No... wait. No. No it couldn't have.

Why can't we just let the dog live its life?

Still, this isn't something you hear every day:

Silly humans. Did they think they could outrun the law?